Well, it's finally happened. We took in poor, orphaned Bonnie, gave her our love and care and devotion and how does she repay us?By making us go to court to bail her out of jail.
Well, that's a bit of an exaggeration. First she went to jail, then we bailed her out, then we went to court.
Lemme back up.
Our campaign to improve Bonnie's health was so successful that she slimmed down to the point where she found a tiny gap between our fence and our house to escape. She only got a block or so away and a neighbor found her. Meanwhile, we come home and freak out when we can't find her anywhere and no gates are left open.
We called the shelter the next day and were told they had picked her up. Boy, was she glad to see me.
We had to pay the shelter and were given a loose dog/no license ticket that required a mandatory court appearance.
We were both nervous, never having been in court for so much as parking ticket. When we both went before the judge even though he only called my name he asked me "Oh, is it his dog?" and when I replied "No, his grandmother", the judge asked "Why isn't she here?"
After we told him that grandma was dead and that's why we have Bonnie, he looked so embarrassed he dismissed the fine and sent us away.
Neadless to say, we've evaluated our fencing with a new, slimmer Bonnie in mind.
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